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My Tweets from FutureRuby

The FutureRuby conference was the first full-size conference I went to where I didn't bring a laptop - just my iPhone and a paper notebook. I got kind of carried away with Twitter, commenting on the presentations and the parties. Since Twitter searches only go back a week or two, I'm putting these up as a record of this event - or at least my own reactions to this event.

I've included the images and video clips that are referenced in the tweets, to make it easier to see everything in one place. I don't know if I really have the rights to embed the images (or even to repeat Twitter posts) like this, so let me know if you want anything removed.

If you like these, follow me on Twitter at @ajlburke.

Walking down to Harbourfront in the sunshine (at last!) for a pre- #failcamp pint. The extended #futureruby festivities start NOW
3:22 PM Jul 9th
@billymeltdown for TO beers try Mill Street Organic & Amsterdam Natural Blonde. C'est What on Front Street has good house brews #futureruby
3:33 PM Jul 9th
4:37 PM Jul 9th
Getting on the FailBoat! #failcamp
6:17 PM Jul 9th
http://yfrog.com/6raf5j on the way to #failcamp - great way to travel!

6:25 PM Jul 9th
"This weekend will pull the pants down around your mind" @accordionguy #futureruby #failcamp
8:19 PM Jul 9th
Twitterific is flaky uploading pics today - you're all missing a nice shot of the awrsome DJ at #failcamp with Toronto in the background
9:53 PM Jul 9th
#failcamp was a little rocky at the start but @peteforde rescued it - he'd win the free #futureruby pass except it's his conference
9:58 PM Jul 9th
#futureruby I must second @peteforde's prop for Buddha on Dundas - mountains of great food for cheap - it's vegan but you don't have to be!
1:06 AM Jul 10th
http://yfrog.com/10lafmj from earlier: DJ with Toronto backdrop
1:07 AM Jul 10th
Hmm closed the venue and had plenty to drink - I think I'll need to get used to this for the next few days #futureruby
1:24 AM Jul 10th
Dim Sum here I come! #futureruby
12:19 PM Jul 10th
Ah the sounds of summer in Toronto: birdsong, music, and dozens of screaming Formula 1 engines
12:40 PM Jul 10th
#futureruby has Epic Schwag
6:11 PM Jul 10th
http://yfrog.com/17c2rj #unspace brought the nice lighting effects for their #futureruby party - also the CF18 flyby was a nice perk
8:35 PM Jul 10th
Home from excellent #futureruby party at Unspace HQ - already met lots of cool people and learned a lot and the conf hasn't started yet
12:34 AM Jul 11th
Great DJ work at the #futureruby party @stefangrambart!
12:41 AM Jul 11th
Got coffee to help make it down Bay Street to breakfast at #futureruby
8:37 AM Jul 11th
Man, half the people on the street this morning are joggers
8:45 AM Jul 11th
#futureruby begins!
9:43 AM Jul 11th
liked the first talk at #futureruby - good Marx 101 but this crowd is probably less alienated from their production than most
10:14 AM Jul 11th
The Man is jamming the LCD projectors at #futureruby but We Will Prevail
10:19 AM Jul 11th
I love the names of the "Tokyo" apps: "Tyrant" and "Dystopia" - all apps/frameworks should have such bad-ass names #futureruby
10:22 AM Jul 11th
I'm gonna call my next project "Cybernetic Overlord" #futureruby
10:25 AM Jul 11th
"Lua + TC = Database Kung-fu" - @igrigorik #futureruby (via @deadprogram) shouldn't that be Karate or Aikido?
10:41 AM Jul 11th
Screens out - @igrigorik shouldn't have used Windows7! #futureruby
10:44 AM Jul 11th
The screens came back - and now there's no more flickering? #futureruby
10:48 AM Jul 11th
Ruby: Don't repeat yourself. DNA: Do repeat yourself #futureruby
11:30 AM Jul 11th
The problem with biology is that bugs / errors are usually *fatal* #futureruby
11:32 AM Jul 11th
Hacking life is like eorking with old Symantec Think C compiler: introducing random changes all the time #futureruby
11:36 AM Jul 11th
Damn MIT has a library of bioengineering "parts" - I imagined a roomfull of arms etc. but it's enzymes etc #futureruby
11:38 AM Jul 11th
@maplealmond depends on who/what is failing! I'd rather get a stack-dump than cancer!
11:41 AM Jul 11th
Order DNA online: put in your address and CC Info - and they forward it to the NSA no doubt! #futureruby
11:46 AM Jul 11th
I like the smell of genetically engineered minty ecoli in the morning #futureruby (via @murphee)
11:53 AM Jul 11th
Watch what you eat because you're growing new replacement parts all the time! #futureruby
12:04 PM Jul 11th
In traditional Chinese medicine, kidneys => manage fear, stress; western medicine, kidneys => blood health
12:07 PM Jul 11th
Beer is great for you and your kidneys - except, of course for the poison part! #futureruby
12:11 PM Jul 11th
Neurons aren't created/destroyed as much as change their connections. This is your brain on drugs!
12:18 PM Jul 11th
@murphee you can circular breathe with any wind instrument - try kazoo! But not around me please... #futureruby
12:20 PM Jul 11th
Anita says skip coffee and try sesame seeds instead #futureruby
12:23 PM Jul 11th
Discussing food this close to lunchtime is getting distracting! #futureruby
12:26 PM Jul 11th
You can tell #futureruby is a Ruby conference because the Caesar Salad at the buffet includes Chunky Bacon
12:36 PM Jul 11th
Wow I am *so* over-caffeinated at #futureruby. Should have heeded Anita's talk more carefully!
1:33 PM Jul 11th
Foy has found a dongle and now to start part 2 of #futureruby
1:51 PM Jul 11th
Foy's story of HATE #futureruby
1:55 PM Jul 11th
"Hate is a lie to simplify the world around us" ...Love, too? #futureruby
2:02 PM Jul 11th
"add some excitement to your life by making a whiskey - crack adaptor" Don't worry, this is actually about programming #futureruby
2:08 PM Jul 11th
#FutureRuby WIN: @foysavas please I need 1500 hits per second (of Crack) right now! (via @enricobianco)
2:09 PM Jul 11th
@peteforde just asked the #futureruby crowd to put their computers/smartphones away for the next presentation - brave man!
2:16 PM Jul 11th
"so at the end there will be just a few people but they'll be really loud" - sort of like Usenet? #futureruby
3:26 PM Jul 11th
I can still hear the voices in my head. Now they're whispering. #futureruby (via @thismatt)
3:43 PM Jul 11th
The flying robot blimp keeps hogging the spotlight at #futureruby
4:00 PM Jul 11th
Not only live coding but live coding from scratch of a flying autonomous robot! #futureruby
4:05 PM Jul 11th
New meaning to the term "up" load! #futureruby
4:10 PM Jul 11th
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDUINO demo at #futureruby (via @kieran)
4:29 PM Jul 11th
Phonegap seems cool - but calling vibrate and autodialing from a page sounds like a great opportunity for mischief #futureruby
4:54 PM Jul 11th
Late afternoon conference energy slump! Everybody jump around! #futureruby
5:09 PM Jul 11th
RT @accordionguy I believe that I'm running the only Windows machine at #FutureRuby. Of course, I also have the only accordion.
5:13 PM Jul 11th
Overheard at #futureruby re: Pravda dress code - from t-shirt to tux, military gear to cool hats
5:56 PM Jul 11th
My iPhone died just as I got to Правда - so u couldn't tweet or take pictures - thankfully #futureruby is a camera-happy crowd...
2:50 AM Jul 12th
Kristan "Krispy" Ucello @ #futureruby http://twitpic.com/a2f2w (via @rdi) - he was scaring people in the street!
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2:51 AM Jul 12th
RT @wifelette No one throws a party like @meghatron :D Great day, greater night. Wins all around. #futureruby
2:52 AM Jul 12th
Thanks @shopify, for keeping the bar open at #futureruby. You guys rock! (via @jkozuch)
2:52 AM Jul 12th
Uh, it's 3am - oops! Curse you #futureruby for having such excellent parties as well as full-day conferences. I'd pay for just the parties
2:56 AM Jul 12th
My hat looked better on @pauldoerwald's head than on my own
3:06 AM Jul 12th
I salute you, sir: RT @drnic is awake, is still drunk and is practising his talk for #futureruby at 10am
8:04 AM Jul 12th
Really impressed by how many people who closed the party last night made it to #futureruby bright and early
9:48 AM Jul 12th
@peteforde's advice for conferences: fsck Vegas!
9:59 AM Jul 12th
@colintmiller wants to code without text - but better, presumably, than VB... #futureruby
10:12 AM Jul 12th
@colintmiller has cool ideas but I'm worried we'll end up with just another Rational Rose
10:22 AM Jul 12th
Nice, @drnic doesn't look hung-over at all! #futureruby
10:34 AM Jul 12th
Don't attach your self-worth to your code - since your code probably isn't very good @drnic #futureruby
10:37 AM Jul 12th
"OSS projects don't scale - but neither do pets or children" @drnic #futureruby
10:41 AM Jul 12th
"Now you have spare time - find a hobby." I hear programming is kind of fun. #futureruby
10:58 AM Jul 12th
"killing adware with Scheme is like bringing a raygun to a knife fight in an infine sewer" LOL #futureruby
11:27 AM Jul 12th
@tonytargonski that's the guy I just heard give a great talk
11:50 AM Jul 12th
Im in ur head, remote ploiting yr brain! #futureruby (via @lof)
11:54 AM Jul 12th
Nice the sample data is all dead people! Michael Farrah Ed #futureruby
12:23 PM Jul 12th
#futureruby just shouted its barbaric yawp across the rooftops of the world
1:51 PM Jul 12th
Writing cucumber tests in LOLSpeak at #futureruby
2:02 PM Jul 12th
Crazy number of tries in figuring out the look for Trendly - Avi Bryant says it was maddening but essential. The hard work shows.
2:52 PM Jul 12th
"indirect language leads to genocide" - and now for some Mozart! #futureruby
3:13 PM Jul 12th
Minessotans shouldn't be picking on Rush! #futureruby
3:20 PM Jul 12th
@Markus64 presenter summarizing Orwell's "Politics & the English Language"
3:22 PM Jul 12th
Handy Rush-free examples: Prog Rock: http://bit.ly/wJACo punk rock: http://bit.ly/K8TsN (YouTube) #futureruby
3:26 PM Jul 12th
In the last stretch of #futureruby - exhaustion setting in. Next week will be detox time: plenty of sleep and healthier food/drink
3:58 PM Jul 12th
Cappuccino is sort of like Tibco General Interface but sexy #futureruby
4:12 PM Jul 12th
Okay my mind has now been blown by Cappuccino - straight from OS X Interface Builder to browser #futureruby
4:24 PM Jul 12th
"Artisinal Retro-Futurism and Team-Scale Anarcho-Syndicalism" - what would Orwell think of that title? #futureruby
4:46 PM Jul 12th
@pauldoerwald yeah I want that flag!
5:00 PM Jul 12th
The Furniture Police are the natural enemies of Agile #futureruby
5:02 PM Jul 12th
RT @0sn Wobblies unite! #futureruby
5:04 PM Jul 12th
Now we know what all that great blue cheese was about at the Unspace party #futureruby
5:09 PM Jul 12th
RT @amwatts Blessed are the cheese-makers #futureruby
5:10 PM Jul 12th
Excellent use of Soviet Kitsch in @marick's talk - and hey free stickers!
5:21 PM Jul 12th
http://arxta.net comrades! #futureruby
5:22 PM Jul 12th
When the revolution comes and the purges start, it would be a good idea to have read Snow Crash #futureruby
5:35 PM Jul 12th
"Imperial California" - but not Emperor Norton, I'm guessing #futureruby
5:36 PM Jul 12th
Skyscrapers are inverted mines. Aww geez my mind is being blown *again* #futureruby
5:39 PM Jul 12th
"The Long Tail is designed to foster complacency in those who are *in* the Long Tail" #futureruby
5:49 PM Jul 12th
Jesse Hirsch closed #futureruby with a thoughtful and provocative bang - now I understand @peteforde a bit more
6:02 PM Jul 12th
http://bit.ly/Fegt3 #futureruby
6:09 PM Jul 12th
On my way to the #futureruby closing party. I apologize in advance if I forget your name or even confuse you with someone else - tired brain
6:45 PM Jul 12th
There are creepy aliens at The Boat for the #futureruby closing festivities
9:51 PM Jul 12th
RT @jkozuch Komrade @_krispy_ at #futureruby http://yfrog.com/0bcd9kj (and @ajlburke!)
1:39 AM Jul 13th
RT @accordionguy Only at #FutureRuby would the band ask to borrow some wormhole technology from the audience.
1:40 AM Jul 13th
Great video walkthroughs of all 3 #futureruby parties by @cavalle: http://cavelle.blip.tv
11:06 AM Jul 13th from web
Feeling ... almost ... human ... #futureruby
12:10 PM Jul 13th
Sssssssssssssssssshshshshshshshshhshshshshsshshshssssssshshhshhshshshshshshshshshshshhhh #futureruby
1:09 PM Jul 13th
@kevinbombino hey RubyFringe came in at $22.24 in profit, so I don't know if making lots of cash was the point. Kick-ass loss leader though!
2:40 PM Jul 13th
If you want to know what the closing party at #futureruby was like, this picture prettywell sums it up http://bit.ly/rudeh
4:27 PM Jul 13th
http://twitpic.com/a983y - #futureruby Pravda! (via @rottergrrl)
#futureruby Pravda! on Twitpic
4:30 PM Jul 13th